danimstph:

when people barge into my room without asking…

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(Source: danimpala1967)

neednt:

viderudeath:

kaworushin:

i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do 

boys have to deal with girls on their periods

shove a cactus in your anus buddy

(Source: darmani)

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

How I would narrate the Olympics

  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt

"omg girls my crush is coming"

"what should we do"

"just act normal"

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(Source: britney2007spears)